Walking through the future store
They have flying shoes and more
Just walk on through the door
People who do not even touch the floor
This store is never a bore
Thousands of posters taped to the wall
They have more items than a mall
A banana phone that can make a call
Hats that make sure you never fall
Look, a planet sized beach ball
The CEO is a regal cat
He got the idea from a time machine hat
Employees sent to the future with a baseball bat
They need to fight off the giant rat
Then they bring you your hoverboard for you to be sat
And while on that board you lay
A knife they sharpen for a person fillet!
They will stab you in the back, so run away
Remember to block the doorway
So others’ souls and bodies are not cast away